What a democrat believes…

You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean Communists.

You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth’s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV’s.

You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

You have to believe that hunters don’t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln and Ronald Reagan. 

You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

You have to believe that Hillary Clinton doesn’t condone Bill’s sexual predations.

You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried is because the right people haven’t been in charge.

You have to believe that conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a perjurer and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

You have to believe that the illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese government and introduced to American politics by the Clinton ’s is somehow in the best interests of the United States .

You have to believe that it’s okay to give federal workers Christmas Day off but it’s not okay to say “Merry Christmas.” 

You have to believe that George Bush stole the election from John Kerry.

 

You have to believe that with Obama’s plan, everyone should receive financial and medical aid, whether they are citizens or not.

 

You have to believe that we need more government programs to help those who won’t help themselves.

 

You have to believe that with Obama’s plan, only the rich will be taxed more.

 

You have to believe that Obama’s lack of experience doesn’t matter in his ability to be president.

You have to believe that McCain attacking Obama is racist, and Obama attacking McCain isn’t.

You have to believe that government knows what’s best for your life.

You have to believe Obama is a christian, even though he doesn’t celebrate Christmas. (People Magazine)

You have to believe that associations with shady characters doesn’t influence your character.

                                                                                                                                          Unknown Author